❝ You dare interrupt me! Only I interrupt me! Like just then. I’m speaking with someone! We’ll talk later. Or not. When is later, exactly? Not now, I’m sure of that. ❞

J’hasi frowned a little, a bit wary of the stranger, but brushing it off once he caught the scent of booze and moonsugar lingering on them.

“Um…sorry for interrupting…you? I’ll let you get back to it. Good to have a healthy dialogue with yourself ‘n all that…”

Starters – Far Cry 5

whiskeysighs:

  • “I know you’ve heard stories about me. That I’m a liar. A manipulator.”
  • “Well, let me tell you a different story.”
  • “But now, you’re all alone.”
  • “You’re weak. And we know what happens to the weak.”
  • “You would let the entire world burn before you swallowed your pride.”
  • “I’ve spent my entire life looking for things to say ‘yes’ to.”
  • “You can feel it, can’t you?”
  • “There they are… the Locusts in our garden.”
  • “Sometimes the best thing to do is to walk away.”
  • “No one is coming to save you.”
  • “Despite all that you have done, you are not beyond salvation.”
  • “You’ve been given a gift.”
  • “We are all sinners. Every one of us.”
  • “Don’t worry, you don’t have to do anything.”
  • “I know the feelings that drive you.”
  • “Having a moment just to yourself in all this craziness, well it’s good for the soul.”
  • “You’ve got the look of a hunter in your eye.”
  • “You will all say ‘yes.’”
  • “Fear did this to you.”
  • “You’ve solved every problem I’ve put before you.”
  • “You keep going on like this and you’ll become a folk hero around here.”
  • “Well, I’ve seen your work. You know how to handle yourself.”
  • “You think I need to be rescued, but I don’t.”
  • “We’ve got men and women here that need to be fed.”
  • “Glad we can actually put this stuff to use instead of letting it collect dust in some bunker.”
  • “Do you feel different? Do you feel alive?”
  • “You bring destruction.”
  • “You’ve had your fun.”
  • “You won’t regret this. I promise.”
  • “I am not here to take your life.”
  • “Your sin is Wrath.”
  • “And I’ll be waiting right here.”
  • “I want this coward to know that they have my attention.”
  • “We will do what needs to be done.”
  • “Y’know, if it were up to me you’d have been dead a long time ago.”

stolen from : @brielleroux

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Wolf

Characters: Marek, Alanka, Kerza in Eyes of Crow

Powers: Stealth, hunting ability, enhanced senses of smell and hearing, as well as strength and stamina

“Family comes first” could be a Wolf’s motto.  You form deep connections with close friends and family members, and they know you’d do anything to protect them.  You’re loyal, devoted, and passionate.  Your worst fear is being alone, but be careful not to drown your loved ones in too much emotion.

Best matches: Swans, Otters, Horses
Watch out for: Spiders, Cougars, Foxes

Casual Nudity Memes

moretrashyrpmemes:

Send one to… 

 👙 – Catch my muse half naked accidentally 

 🙅‍♂️ – Walk in my muse and see them covering up their naked body 

 😍 – See my muse naked accidentally and say “damn” without meaning it 

 💧- Go skinny dipping with my muse 

☀️ – Go to a nudist beach with my muse 

 🍃 – Have my muse pose tastefully for your muse’s art project 

 🍺 – Get drunk and wake up completely naked cuddled up to my muse

 💳 – Play strip poker with my muse 

 🛁 – Shower with my muse

 🎁 – “Dick in a box” prank my muse 

 😧 – Accidentally walk into a changing stall that my muse was in 

 ✋️ – See my muse naked and have your muse cover their eyes 

 🖐 – Have your muse peek through their fingers at seeing my muse naked

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A couple of random sentences from TES IV Obivion. Feel free to change items such as names, pronouns, or words as you see fit.

I’m glad that’s done. I need a nap.

♛ ❝

You’ve got some nimble fingers. What have you been getting them into?

♛ ❝

Why… won’t… you… die?!

♛ ❝

This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!

♛ ❝

*Gasp* “Oh my goodness! Excuse me, are you all right?

♛ ❝

You. I’ve seen your kind before. You’ve got blood on your hands. Keep your blade sheathed, you murdering bastard, or I’ll put you down myself.

♛ ❝

You said you wanted me to solve this myself. And I am. Drastic measures. Didn’t want to, but you’re right, it is the only way.

♛ ❝

You won’t help me? You’re abandoning me now, just when I need you the most?!

♛ ❝

No… no. I understand. It is my problem, and I should solve it myself. You’re right. I should never have involved you.

♛ ❝

We can’t talk here. Too public. Meet me behind the Great Chapel at midnight. Don’t let anyone follow you. I’ll make it worth your while.

♛ ❝

I’m so happy I could just… tear out your intestines and strangle ye with ‘em!❞

♛ ❝

Quickly! Before I get bored. You wouldn’t like me when I’m bored.

♛ ❝

I can see it in your face! Mostly in your eyes. I may have to take them when this is done.

♛ ❝

You dare interrupt me! Only I interrupt me! Like just then. I’m speaking with someone! We’ll talk later. Or not. When is later, exactly? Not now, I’m sure of that.

♛ ❝

Stop! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.❞

♛ ❝

Then pay with your blood!

♛ ❝

I’ve fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

♛ ❝

The body’s still warm. Looks like there’s a killer about.

♛ ❝

I’m here to relieve you

♛ ❝

I’m no ”_____“. I’m a monster.

♛ ❝

May the Night Mother wrap you in her cold, loving embrace.

♛ ❝

Dear Brother/Sister, I do not spread rumours, I create them.

♛ ❝

You sleep rather soundly for a murderer

♛ ❝

You again? You’re becoming a real pain in my arse, you know that? I thought I made myself clear. You don’t belong down here. Now get!

♛ ❝

I heard a rumor that you’re an idiot. Any truth to that?

♛ ❝

What are you waiting for? Kill me. Can’t you see? It’s what I want! I can’t go on knowing I’m something horrid. Kill me.

♛ ❝

You’ve probably figured that out by now. Let’s hope so. Or we’re in real trouble… and out come the intestines. And I skip rope with them!

♛ ❝

They’re getting more active every day. Not a good sign. You know what would be a good sign? “Free Sweetrolls!” Who wouldn’t like that?

♛ ❝

Psst! Over here!

Yes, you. We need to talk!

♛ ❝

Paradise awaits and I do not fear death.

♛ ❝

Men are but flesh and blood. They know their doom, but not the hour.❞

♛ ❝

Please, do not let my appearance… unnerve you.

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✧  (  sentence   starters     →    the  secret  garden

  please change any pronouns to your own liking or as you see fit !

  • ❝ I didn’t cry because I do not know how to cry. ❞
  • My mother didn’t have time to tell me stories. ❞

  • ❝ I’ve stolen a garden. But it may already be dead, I don’t know. ❞
  • The secret garden is always open now. Open, and awake, and alive.


  • If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden.


  • ❝ Be quiet! You’re the most selfish boy that ever was! I hate you! ❞
  • If you scream another scream, I will scream too.


  • ❝ I can scream louder than you, and for longer. ❞
  • ❝ Spores are the little things in the wind that get stuck to your lungs. ❞
  • Are you out here all by yourself?


  • I won’t shut it up again, I promise, forgive me.


  • ❝ The timeless tale of a special place where magic, hope, and love grow. ❞
  • Are you making this magic?


  • It’s like the whole universe is in here.


  • That means I could marry you. ❞

  • I don’t care. I want us always to be together.


  • Would you get back to the kitchen, you impudent girl!


  • I’ve tried to control her. She must be sent away, my Lord.


  • How can they be? It’s quite impossible.


  • I was angry, but I never cried. I didn’t know how to cry.


  • A garden. I’ve stolen a garden. ❞

  • Promise you won’t tell anyone?


  • You can dress after you’ve eaten. Your clothes are on the chair.


  • Who’s going to dress me?


  • Can’t you dress yourself?


  • How dare you speak to me with such disrespect!


  • Now, what would you like to wear? Black, black, or black?


  • Are you blind? They’re all black.


  • A what? You thought I’d be a what?

  • When I heard you’d be coming from there, I thought you’d be a native.


  • here’s no need to do that. I’ve nothing against natives.


  • Why do you keep it covered up?


  • Smiles too much? How can a person smile too much?


  • I thought she died falling off the swing in her garden.


  • If it’s dead, why does it keep growing all the time, even after you’re dead?


  • Well, maybe not your hair. You’ll probably be bald.


  • ❝ If everyone thought that about me, I still wouldn’t do it.


  • Secrets are safe with me.


  • It’s a secret garden.


  • Everyone thinks I’m going to die.

  • I hate the way you talk about dying. ❞

  • God! Look at your legs, they are swollen and red!


  • My parents always thought about themselves. They never thought about me.


  • Please don’t send me away, I won’t do any harm.


  • You did something I thought no one could do.


  • I will be doing some upstairs housekeeping and waiting on you a bit.


  • I can’t think why, but he’s decided to make friends with you.


  • Well, I don’t know what to do about it.


  • Hey that means we’re the same age.


  • You don’t know anything about anything; none of you.


  • I’m master of this house while my father is away.


  • I never had any friends before.

    ❞ 

  • Waiting on me makes you my servant, then.

    . ❞

Secrets Down Under- Icarus/J’hasi

brothersofthedominion:

If there was something Icarus was competent for, it was chasing down heretics, and running away from danger. The Altmer bolted like a rabbit running from a bear. An icy chill ran down his spine when he heard the blood-curdling sounds echo throughout the frozen hallway. With stamina running out and no magicka for a second dose of flames, he had to think fast.

D20 LOCK CHECK: 8

Charging through the first door he saw, he slammed it shut behind him. He slammed the lock bolt into the wall, but failing to notice that it did not slide over all the way as he continued his panicked flight back to the college. Or somewhere. Anywhere away from that thing.

Things went silent, the mer slowed himself to a cautious stride; he was going to need the energy should he run into that beast again. Not knowing where he was, not knowing what was chasing him, and not knowing how to get out– his mind was a mess.

He leaned his body onto his knees, panting rabidly out of exhaustion and fear. He needed to slow down, observe the situation, and think it through from there. He was in the bottom of the college, there was a massive beast after him, almost looked like a wolf. A werewolf maybe? Why would a werewolf be down here of all places though, that doesn’t make sense. Should he report that to Ancano? No, gods knowing, that would lead to him asking why he was down here in the first place and–

The mer froze in place when he heard a loud crash further behind him. <“Shit, shit shit shit shit shit—”> He cursed in Altmeris, looking desperately for a way out of this dungeon. Okay thinking time is over, he had more questions than answers– delightful. Not to further away there were a set of snowy steps leading up.

Sweet Magnus please let that be the exit.

The werewolf raced over the slick stone and freezing snow, claws skittering over patches of ice and only mildly tempering its fury as it tracked the wily prey that had escaped. It wanted to rip it to pieces, swallow chunks whole, crack open its bones and gnaw out its marrow… It slipped on another patch of ice, slamming onto the floor with a yelp before attempting to get back onto all four paws again, still trembling with rage. It could smell the quarry, but the slippery traction it could barely keep was slowing it down.

The beast stopped, ears pricking to listen, hearing the air currents in the underground passages, as well as the faint sound of its quarry’s harsh panting, panicked and quick, the sound of its frantically-beating heart even fainter… The ‘wolf licked its chops, fangs bared in its quivering rage before it sank its claws into the ice below it, making its way through the hall, following the panicked scent of its prey. It panted excitedly when it reached the stairs, finding them not nearly as slippery as the hall below.

When it had caught up to the prey, it kept quiet, even as rage wrinkled its muzzle, a growl threatening to rumble out of its throat. Would that fire appear again? It was barely a moment after that before it shook off the thought, creeping closer behind its meal, keeping pace and slowly gaining. Too hungry. Too much rage. It would tear its flesh before the fire had a chance-

A piece of fallen ice was knocked across the floor by its hasty claws, skittering over the stone and echoing loudly.

The ‘wolf’s ears shot up as it realized its mistake, its eyes snapping to the prey’s own for a heartstopping second…before the beast let out a snarling roar. It bolted down the hall, charging at full speed, claws and fangs ready for the kill. It wouldn’t get away this time. It would overtake its prey easily.

Send ♻ for a glimpse at an AU of my muse.

“So did you two fuck in the examination room?” J’hasi sprayed a mix of chewed Fruit Loops and milk back into his bowl, coughing and hacking, looking up at his roommate with a scandalized look.

“M-MAARZI!”

“Is that a yes? I want details.” J’hasi shook his head, wiping at his mouth frantically.

“N-NO! Azura’s blood, Maarzi, that would get him fired for sure!” His heart was pounding frantically in his chest as the Redguard plopped down on the couch behind him, her toes curling to press into the pads of his feet.

“At least tell me you told him how you felt.”

“N…no… It never came up.”

“Of course it didn’t. And like an idiot, you let this chance pass you b-”

“He’s coming over tonight to hang out. Pizza and a movie. Don’t assume it was just professional and nothing else.” Maarzi grinned.

“Is that why you were moving that sucker stick in and out of your mouth earlier? Something tells me you were hoping it was something a bit bigger…”

“M…Maarz, seriously…”

“Okay, so when he’s coming over? I don’t want to be a big cockblock should you two realize your overwhelming desire for one another and want to fuck.” J’hasi flushed.

“Wh…whenever he gets off work. I didn’t think to ask.” Maarzi leaned forward on the couch.

“Make sure you two cuddle on the leather couch, alright? It’s easier to clean, and it’s a better view anyway.”

“I-I don’t think it’s going to come to that…”

“Yeah, well, at least try to tell him that your poor little heart’s having trouble keeping to the right beat when he’s around. Seems like something he should know.” J’hasi pressed his hands over his face.

“…even if I could tell him… He’s a doctor, Maarz. He wouldn’t…”

“Wouldn’t go for you, yeah, you said that. Which is still a load of shit. You’re attractive as hell, you make a decent income yourself, and you’re smart. Not to mention the two of you would be hella cute on Saturalia cards.”

“…Khajiit, lycanthrope, and a stripper, Maarz.”

“All irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. Stereotypes are for idiots, you’ve kept your condition controlled safely, and if someone looks down on you for being a sex worker, then they have another thing coming.”

“I mean…he’s a doctor, and he’s got a reputation to maintain now. It’s more important than…”

“I like how you forget about the whole gay thing.”

“…th…there’s that too, but…”

“Anyways, don’t worry about it. It’s something that’s very personal, very important. Tell him. Or someday he’ll find someone that strikes his fancy and makes a life with them without ever knowing how you feel about him.” The thought of someone else touching the mer as he dreamed of, kissing over his eyes, gentle fingers on his jaw before leaning in… J’hasi’s teeth clicked shut, ears flicking back.

“…if it comes up.” He turned back to his bowl, a grumbling whine in his throat.

“Damn it…they’re all soggy…”

“Give it here.”

“I spat all that crap back in there, that’s disgusting.”

“I kiss you all the time, give.” J’hasi sighed, then handed her the bowl, heading back to the kitchen to make himself another bowl. By the time he came back to sit on the couch next to Maarzi, she was grinning, chuckling a little with a mouthful of cereal. He scowled at her.

“What?”

“You get so finicky about how soggy you’ll let your cereal get before you won’t eat it.”

“Shut up…” He sighed when she rubbed at the base of his ears, ruffling his fur around his neck, a peace offering before he finally caved, starting to purr quietly, eyes closing to the bare minimum needed to keep his cereal from spilling as he continued eating.

“This one? This one is dishonest.” [Jo’Raya]

J’hasi sighed, swiping over his mouth with the back of his hand before looking back at the guardsmen still searching for a certain someone.

“Uh huh…can see that…” His tail tip quirked, then he shrugged a little, almost as if to himself before he jerked a thumb towards some crates stacked behind the fishery.

“Easy way up, scenic. Good place for someone inclined towards dishonesty.”

dalamusrex replied to your photo : [A freshly-shed Blipley.]

AAAAHHH SHE’S SO CUUUUTE

[She’s only a few months old and I’ve been stressing out over her bc I’m used to adults’ schedules, not a babby’s, but I would murder anyone who dared harm her. She’s the light of my life she’s so sweet and I love learning her little quirks of personality and while she was underweight and hand/headshy when I got her, she’s super curious and lets me touch her head n noot and she’s so fat now!! She eats so good!! I’m so proud of her ;w;]

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